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Lost Books of Kingdom Hearts

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[Jul. 8th, 2006|01:52 am]
Lost Books of Kingdom Hearts

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Unto apostle Raina, who was then known as Raina-chan, the Lord Mickey doth appeared and commanded, "Go, and spread the word that I am not just a mouse, but thy life or death." Raina did then drop her playstation controller and log online where she proceeded to find a gathering, and thus Mickey's word did doth reach the fandom.

However it was a very few and Mickey did doth grow impatient again. He sent his surrogate son, Sora, to yon fangirls. Sora was accompanied by the prophet Axel for good measure, lest the fangirls get too distracted with his physical form.

Sora said to the squealing fangirls, "Go and proclaim the commandments of Kingdom Hearts." And the girls nodded, but not without raving about how molestable their lord was. All had a hearty laugh, except for Axel, who did not think very highly at all of the fangirls. Once Sora had left, Axel stood tall and the fangirls cowered in fear and in guilt, for they could not help but think fangirl thoughts about the prophet.

Axel was feared because he held the authority of Mickey Mouse, and did insist that they go straight to their preaching. The fangirls nodded and plotted amongst each other diligently.

"Make sure that they know I'm not a fucking drag queen!" Axel did remind them even as they began to write down their silly commandments. "And that I don't say 'Got it memorized' every five seconds!"

And thus under the watchful eye of Axel, their teachings did gain power. And soon they felt themselves strong enough to write the inspired word of Mickey Mouse. And they were glad. They invited others, though paid close heed, lest heathens sneak in amongst them, declaring the words of the false prophet, Fanon.

And so they formed a community to gather and share the words that Mickey Mouse didst inspire, but enforced a moderation queue. They hung their heads in shame, sad that their great words could be ruined by the simplest of trolls.

But no matter, for from them was the beginnings of the Kingdom Hearts Bible.
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[User Picture]From: princealia
2006-07-08 07:39 am (UTC)
Amen! XD
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[User Picture]From: darknessdivine
2006-07-08 07:44 am (UTC)
RAmen!
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[User Picture]From: kaboom
2006-07-08 06:40 pm (UTC)
And it was good. And there was much rejoicing.

Demyx the minstrel even sang a song :D

Till they killed him D: With uber-hyper character rape and uke-ness.

And there was much rejoicing.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-08 11:54 pm (UTC)
[So as not to be called blasphemous, I'm not telling you who I am, but I have something to add...]
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But lo! For there must be some crime done by such as the false prophet!

And the Son, Sora, did see a figure, clad in black. And it was Riku and he spake unto the Son:

"Sora, the false prophet Fanon hath brought illness upon me, and taken the sight from my eyes with the power of the Deep Dive!"

And Sora looked upon him, and told him, "You must do all that I say, exactly as I say it, and you shall be cleansed."

And Riku didst listen to the words of the Son: "You must take off the blindfold!"

Upon doing so, a great light filled Riku, and he opened his eyes and beheld the world.

"And never again," spake Sora, "shall it be written that Riku cannot see, for I have cured him of his affliction!"

And thus, the followers of King Mickey did destroy the stone tablets on which it was written that Riku's eyes no longer could behold the sights of the universe.
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[User Picture]From: raina_chan
2006-07-09 06:26 pm (UTC)
Make it a post. :P It's not blasphemous if there is no fanon in there.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-09 06:54 pm (UTC)
(basphemous by the standards of Christianity)
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[User Picture]From: caidentity
2006-08-20 09:42 pm (UTC)
Amen!


XD;; though I have to say the number before the '.html' in the link is horribly ironic. ♥!
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From: shinzuku
2008-08-10 08:35 pm (UTC)
</i>lest the fangirls get too distracted with his physical form.</i>

Lol. I mean, Amen.
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