||[Jul. 8th, 2006|01:52 am]
Lost Books of Kingdom Hearts
Unto apostle Raina, who was then known as Raina-chan, the Lord Mickey doth appeared and commanded, "Go, and spread the word that I am not just a mouse, but thy life or death." Raina did then drop her playstation controller and log online where she proceeded to find a gathering, and thus Mickey's word did doth reach the fandom.|
However it was a very few and Mickey did doth grow impatient again. He sent his surrogate son, Sora, to yon fangirls. Sora was accompanied by the prophet Axel for good measure, lest the fangirls get too distracted with his physical form.
Sora said to the squealing fangirls, "Go and proclaim the commandments of Kingdom Hearts." And the girls nodded, but not without raving about how molestable their lord was. All had a hearty laugh, except for Axel, who did not think very highly at all of the fangirls. Once Sora had left, Axel stood tall and the fangirls cowered in fear and in guilt, for they could not help but think fangirl thoughts about the prophet.
Axel was feared because he held the authority of Mickey Mouse, and did insist that they go straight to their preaching. The fangirls nodded and plotted amongst each other diligently.
"Make sure that they know I'm not a fucking drag queen!" Axel did remind them even as they began to write down their silly commandments. "And that I don't say 'Got it memorized' every five seconds!"
And thus under the watchful eye of Axel, their teachings did gain power. And soon they felt themselves strong enough to write the inspired word of Mickey Mouse. And they were glad. They invited others, though paid close heed, lest heathens sneak in amongst them, declaring the words of the false prophet, Fanon.
And so they formed a community to gather and share the words that Mickey Mouse didst inspire, but enforced a moderation queue. They hung their heads in shame, sad that their great words could be ruined by the simplest of trolls.
But no matter, for from them was the beginnings of the Kingdom Hearts Bible.