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Genesis [Sep. 4th, 2006|12:49 am]
Lost Books of Kingdom Hearts

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[levade]
In the beginning, the One Who Created All brought forth the worlds from His hands and heart. The people who lived in the worlds flowed from His pen and mind, and His mind conceived of their destinies; but only in the roughest of forms, for destiny is never set, and fates may change in time. And He separated reality from the speculation, naming one Canon and the other Fanon, and refused to answer questions about Canon in a straight manner, for thus was the nature of the mystery. And He looked upon what He had wrought and found it good.

But there are many beginnings.

Outside the creation of the One, the Instigator, whom some call the Cryptic Voice, waited. It waited in nothingness and naught, and It wondered of Its purpose. Finally It spoke. This is boring, It spake, and What the fuck. And It entered the worlds in search of Sora son of the King, beloved of the One. And the One gave It purpose, commanding that It teach and guide Sora son of Mickey in what he must know. And It bowed to the whim of the One, saying only Okay, but he has to fall through water first. And the sky, because that would look freakin' awesome. And the One affirmed Its choice, and sent It about Its task.

And lo! One day as the Son of Mickey slept, the prophecy of the One came to pass, and the Chosen fell through water and sky and his own reflection, and also possibly some doves. And It laughed and spoke to him softly, knowing that he was beloved of the One. Don't be afraid, It said. You are the one who will open the door.
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[User Picture]From: raina_chan
2006-09-04 03:05 pm (UTC)
Ok, I lawled too hard at this. XDD Oh man.

Ah, erm, uh.

And the moddess didst then smile on the entry. "Squee!"
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[User Picture]From: levade
2006-09-04 03:13 pm (UTC)
I just had to put Tetsuya in the continuity of KH gods, yanno? I think that Mickey is his earthly messenger or something.
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[User Picture]From: raina_chan
2006-09-04 04:06 pm (UTC)
I would buy that. XD Hell, we need to establish a hierarchy, really...

Because I have an entry on crack theories I wanna make. :P And I dunno whether Riku would be a prophet, much like Axel, or something else.

I probably will just stick him as a prophet. Riku is to Elijah as Axel is to Moses... Or something.
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[User Picture]From: levade
2006-09-04 04:11 pm (UTC)
We should do a Book of Larxene, a Book of Marluxia, and all of them, each one describing what happened in Castle Oblivion in a slightly different bitchy way.
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[User Picture]From: technobubblegum
2006-09-14 02:08 am (UTC)
Win. I'd gladly volunteer except I don't know how to write biblical-style worth a crap.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-09-21 06:50 pm (UTC)
Write it in EME (incorrectly called Olde Englishe most of the time).
Thou = "you" for someone you're really close to (like Spanish tu)
-eth verbs = third person ONLY

And add a few extra "did"s for good measure ("he did sayeth" as opposed to "he said").

Also, make long sentences with semicolons; and for good measure, add a lot of ands where there shouldn't be, and merge at least three sentences together sometimes. (yes, that was an example)

Basically, sound grandiose, add in a couple "thou"s and don't overdo it on the "-eth"s and you should be fine! Also, it helps to look over a bible and copy the style, in case I've missed anything.
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[User Picture]From: princealia
2006-09-04 05:33 pm (UTC)
This is boring, It spake, and What the fuck.

I laughed TOO hard at this, LOL
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[User Picture]From: lynxgriffin
2006-09-04 06:13 pm (UTC)
I laaaawled at "Okay, but he has to fall through water first. And the sky, because that would look freakin' awesome." XD
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From: shinzuku
2008-08-10 08:39 pm (UTC)
And It bowed to the whim of the One, saying only Okay, but he has to fall through water first. And the sky, because that would look freakin' awesome.

That's awesome.
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