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"The MPREG false-god" Roxas: 12:19 [Sep. 2nd, 2006|10:38 pm]
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A Reading from the Book of Roxans:

Now the two friends Axel and Roxas were hiking across the barren land that is 'fannon' when they fell victim to a false god, one of many in the damned land. The false god 'MPREG Writer' did say to them, "Ay! Bishies! I have had a vision!"

Now this creature was more convincing than the other false gods that were ever so common in The Land That Is Fannon. Her voice was loud and she wore cheap Mickey Mouse ears, in an attempt to trick the two young men.

Now Axel and Roxas were used to this kind of abuse, but took pity on the false god.

"What is it you see in our future? It better not involve bondage..." Roxas spoketh.

"Nay! For behold - Roxas shall be filled with the power that is my cheap yaoi stories, and from his asswomb he shall bear a son, and this son shall be born under his father's name, Axel!" The false god thought herself very clever, and had to keep herself from 'fangirl squeeing' at the thought that her two bishies had fallen into her trap.

Roxas and Axel both blinketh once, then twiceth.

And there was much wanking.

Then Roxas drew his keyblade and ended the life of thine poor fangirl, feeling no pity for the Mickey imposter. He then vowed to kill all MPREG-ed children in The Land of Fannon, for his anti-soul was filled with rage.

And the Great Mickey was sad, for now His Son had an incurable vengence against said MPREG. However, the mighty god did not interfere, for he thought it best that such an abomination as the word 'asswomb' needed to be put out of such unforgiving misery.

And there was much rejoicing.
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: princealia
2006-09-03 04:18 am (UTC)
XD

MPREG is just...wow.
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[User Picture]From: raina_chan
2006-09-03 05:41 pm (UTC)
And the mighty moddess did look up to Mickey, declaring, "We did good!"

And yea, all said "Amen."
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From: silver_essence
2006-09-03 07:42 pm (UTC)
Then Roxas drew his keyblade and ended the life of thine poor fangirl, feeling no pity for the Mickey imposter.

*Is very amused*

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