|The Gospel of Mickey, verse one.
||[Aug. 20th, 2006|01:06 pm]
Lost Books of Kingdom Hearts
The plea of one so bold as to leave himself nameless did then reach the moddess, Raina, and she shook her head pityingly. "I have no fucking clue what to say," she did then dost whine to her muses. Mickey frowned and did then send a plague upon the community that would only be relieved once anyone was so bold to post.|
Bewildered by the nameless plague, Raina did demand of the community "Post, my friends! Post! It's only moderated to keep the deadly trolls away!" The great prophet Axel laughed and did then declare, "It's your own damned fault for making everyone picture me with breasts."
Raina then fell at his feet, noticing that his boots did need a shine. She didst forget that she was at the feet of the great Axel, and she didst not notice his anger growing and she did not grovel, as was right in the world. With a mighty kick, she was set in her place. "Ow, that hurt, bastard!"
Raina rubbed her cheek sourly, and turned towards her audience, declaring, "Badfic has been banned, as you all should rightfully know. Characterization and all that is good about Kingdom Hearts doth reign supreme here, though it does make our idols squirm in their seats when they are paired to random people."
She stood up, empowered by the great prophet Axel, who was still standing behind her. But she spoke the words of Mickey, and his son, should Sora ever stop being lazy and show up.
"I'm on summer vacation," declared a voice from beyond and Raina did then quiver and whine at the heavy burden now placed on her shoulders.
"But behold, for Mickey has smote, even as we were not paying attention! And for that, we rejoice! And I beg of you to post, because Axel does not like me." Axel knocked her upside her head and she fell before his awesome might, and experienced a great headache.
But she was not deterred, for she vowed she would be a good fangirl, even under Axel's ungodly stare. He did then declare, "Now stop your bitching. And for God's sake, change your icon."
And all was right in the word.